There was this blond, she goes into a bar and she asks the bartender for this drink called the moaner boner. Do you know what this is, asks the bartender. She goes, no, my friend told me to order one, she says it’s damn good. So the bartender says, well, you have to sit on the bar and spread your legs for this one, it’s a double shot. Well, ok, says the blonde. So she hops up on the bar, pulls down her panties and does a spread eagle. The bartender is amazed that she actually did it. So he proceeds to pour two shot glasses and puts one in the pink and one in the stink. He says, now you have to drink these without using your hands. So she goes, well, ok, but do you have a chaser? The bartender whips out his dick and says nope, ran out, use this, but you have to make it hot first. So she goes for the double shot and then grabs his dick, breaks it in half and sets it on fire and beats it with a stick.. He shouts, what the hell are you doing?? She goes, well, this is how we cook hotdogs at home.

Funny Jokes:

1. I don’t owe any money
2. I don’t owe anything for this drink
3. I don’t owe anything for this drink
4. 12 Inches Required3 men walk into a bar.
5. 12 Inches Required3 men walk into a bar.
6. String Joke
7. Bar… monkey
8. Bar Challenge
9. Free Beer
10. No Dogs Allowed
11. There are no dogs allowed here
12. You can’t bring that dog in this bar
13. There are no dogs allowed here
14. On Remand
15. His miracle drinks!

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