Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into heaven.

The doctor said “Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.”

The second doctor was a little worried when his turn came. He said, “I haven’t won any prizes, but I’ve started free clinics and helped those in need for free.” St. Peter let him in.

The third doctor said, “I’m responsible for all the HMO’s across the United States.”

St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said, “OK… I’ll let you in, but only for three days!”

Funny Jokes:

1. getting into heaven
2. Leader of the HMO
3. It finally happened
4. Be Patient
5. 3 nuns
6. 2 Docs on a Date.
7. Doing this great deed
8. Bill Gates In Purgatory
9. Jesse joke
10. A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer
11. 4 Docs and GW Bush!
12. WINNERS ON DISPLAY
13. 3 Guys in Heaven
14. Heaven
15. Dealing with a lawyer

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