Remembering all the years waiting for his father to buy him some sex on his 16th birthday the day finally came. “Pop” he exitedly said, i’m 16 and its time for me to get some sex liked you promise me. I said it and I dont lie, here’s $100.00 for you to go to the whore house to get some pussy. On his way he stop off at Grandmas just to hear her say where are you going in such a hurry? Going to the whore house to get my first piece of pussy, dad gave me a hundred bucks to have a good time. You could have a good time with me for that hundred bucks, said Grandma. So he screwed his Grandma and had a good time. He made it back home and his father asked did you get laid and the boy replied yes and had a great time! Which girl did you have, the boy said Grandma, You FUCKED me mother said the father, You’re damn right motherfucker you FUCKED mine.

Funny Jokes:

1. Not my mum
2. Johnny turns 16
3. fat whore
4. offensive
5. Suck
6. A Child’s Prayer
7. The Dirty Grandma Joke
8. A Professional Gambler
9. bye bye
10. bye bye
11. Potential & Reality
12. Lost far from a home
13. The Brown and White Cows!
14. The Creation of a Pussy
15. its dark in here!!!!

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